Corona jokes
Crona ke chalte bahaot si galat fahmi bhi horahi hai
ek Qurantine center me ek admi pahuncha jo dusri taraf corona ke chalte apni service deraha tha
jab Qurantine center me pahuncha kuch kagaz dene toh
waha per hawaldar ne use dande se markar andar legaya
aur kaha apne munhper mask lahayen aur kuchna kahiye app bahar kaise agaye
jab usne kahna chaha to ek danda lagaya
kuch na kaho andar chalo
doctor ki khidki ke pass legaya
doctor ne kaha sidhe khade hojao
usne kaha main mariz nahi hun maito......
hawaldar ne ek danda mara kaha thana kuch nahi kahna
sidhe khade hojao aur jo doctor kahte hain woh karo
doctor ne temprature chek kiya
temprature 110 ke upper tha kiyun ke garmi ka mausam hain
aur woh dhoop me se araha tha
doctor ne uske hath per qurantine ka stamp lagakar
use 14 dino ke liye qurantine kardiya
aur hawaldar se kaha ese undar lejao
qurantine room me logon ne unse pouncha app ko corona huwa hai
usne kaha nahi
phir kiyon app yahan aye
main toh pani pine aya tha undar hawaldar ne danda mar kar undar leaya
aur doctor ne qurantine kardiya
aap ne kuch kaha kiyon nahi
hawaldar danda bahot zorse marta hai kuch kahne per..
aur mere gharka rashan bhi khatam hogaya tha.....
So Sorry...........
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