Political Jokes in hindi
(1) ELECTIONS
Neta :- Voter se dekhna zara 9 tarikh ko voting hai
Neta :- Voter se dekhna zara 9 tarikh ko voting hai
Voter :- Per mai toh ap ko vote nahi dunga
Neta :- Kiyon
Voter :- Kiyou ki mai Apke ward se nahi hoon
Neta :- Apne Sathiyon se ye aadmi apne ward se nahi hai aur tum kisi bhi aere gaire ke pass mujhe lejate ho.
Voter :- Moun sanbhalke baat kijiye
Neta :- Jo hota woh kar lo nahi karta tamiz se baat.
Voter :- Apke Ward me mere rishtedar hain
Neta :- Main apko dawat deta hun hamare ghar per khana khane ki.
Danish Adeel Khan
(2) ELECTION RESULT
Ravi ek motivational seminar me gaya speaker ne ek motivational sentence kaha.
''Kabhi bhi ghar se niklo aur kisi ko dekho toh muskurakar mila karo''
Kuch dino bad unke parbhag me chunao huye aur dusre din Result aya.
Usi parbhag me jo shakhs chunkar nahi aya usne socha ke chalo use tasalli dene ke liye jate hain.
Aur woh gaya us shakhs ko dekhkar muskurane laga kiyon ki woh usi din motivation speech sunkar aya tha.
Us shakhs se bola Jo bhi hota hai acche ke liye hota hai khair koi bat nahi agli bar aur khade hojana.
Us shakhs ne uske muskurate huye chahre ko dekh kar apne admiyon se kaha matlab isne bhi hame vote nahi diya.
Ise itna maro ke ab kabhi kisi ko vote na de paye.
Us ne desied kiya ke nujhe motivation ki koi zarorat nahi hai mai hamesha ke liye motivate hogaya hoon. aur behosh hogaya.....
Sonia: Rahul Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ?
Rahul: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all account details
Danish Adeel Khan
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(2) ELECTION RESULT
Ravi ek motivational seminar me gaya speaker ne ek motivational sentence kaha.
''Kabhi bhi ghar se niklo aur kisi ko dekho toh muskurakar mila karo''
Kuch dino bad unke parbhag me chunao huye aur dusre din Result aya.
Usi parbhag me jo shakhs chunkar nahi aya usne socha ke chalo use tasalli dene ke liye jate hain.
Aur woh gaya us shakhs ko dekhkar muskurane laga kiyon ki woh usi din motivation speech sunkar aya tha.
Us shakhs se bola Jo bhi hota hai acche ke liye hota hai khair koi bat nahi agli bar aur khade hojana.
Us shakhs ne uske muskurate huye chahre ko dekh kar apne admiyon se kaha matlab isne bhi hame vote nahi diya.
Ise itna maro ke ab kabhi kisi ko vote na de paye.
Us ne desied kiya ke nujhe motivation ki koi zarorat nahi hai mai hamesha ke liye motivate hogaya hoon. aur behosh hogaya.....
Sonia: Rahul Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ?
Rahul: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all account details
Danish Adeel Khan
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